"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon